Cindy McCain: “I Make
Reservations For Dinner”
Phoenix, AZ. –
Reservations are about the only things that Cindy McCain knows how to make for
dinner. This revelation and more were recently unearthed by Red Tractor USA
after an investigation to learn more about the real Cindy McCain.
As part of this
investigation Red Tractor USA publisher David Kruk recently spent the last week
in Phoenix Az, where the McCains live. Having not been swayed by Mrs. McCain’s
almost absolutely perfect public image, Mr. Kruk visited countless shops,
interviewed friends and associates of Mrs. McCain and otherwise left no stone
unturned to file this report.
First, since an “Intern”
recently made news this spring by posting recipes plagiarized from the food network on her
husband's Presidential campaign web site as hers, we set out to find out what
Mrs. McCain does cook. According to sources around phoenix, the answer is not
much.
Interviewed at George
John’s Diner at 6th and Main Street in Phoenix, waitress Patsy Waters
told Red Tractor USA that she has known Mrs. McCain for a long time and that Mr.
and Mrs. McCain eat at the diner several nights a week when they are both in
town. Some times their teenage daughter will eat with them. Mrs. Waters stated
“Cindy has said to me on more than a few occasions ‘Honey, there is one thing a
woman of my stature makes for dinner, and that is reservations.'' Other
regular customers at the dinner also confirmed hearing that statement
frequently.
At the Albertson’s
supermarket located close to the McCain ranch estate the store manager, William
Jordan, told Red Tractor USA that "fortunately for us we are about the only
market in this part of Phoenix and I have seen the McCains in here maybe five
times in the last five years. From what I understand they have their live-in
help buy groceries and cook.”
What is a typical day in
Mrs. McCain’s life like? Well neighbors tell that it starts out around 9:00am
each day when she can be seen in her robe with a cigarette hanging out her
mouth, gathering up the newspapers on the front lawn. While some neighbors of
the McCains told us that they have seen Mrs. McCain with a beer in her hand when
she picks up the paper, we were unable to witness that behavior.
Neighbors also told Red
Tractor USA that Mrs. McCain also is known to curse on a regular basis. One
said, “One time I was walking my dog and it decided to shit on her lawn when I
was not looking and she was walking out to get the paper. She unleashed a string
of profanity at me like she was in the Army or something.”
Around the corner at the
local Starbucks, the counter help told stories of Mrs. McCain stopping in every
weekday at 10:30am outfitted in an athletic warm up outfit. Her favorite drink,
a tall latte with a splash of chocolate liquor.
Nearby, at the local hair
salon the hostess reported to us that Mrs. McCain stops in at precisely 11:15am
every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for a haircut, massage, manicure and facial.
According to the hostess, Mrs. McCain is "very punctual" and "she hops out of
her limo at almost the exact same time every day for her appointment.."
One of the patrons
getting her hair cut when we visited the salon, Mrs. Karen Walker, went to high
school with Mrs. McCain in Phoenix. Mrs. Walker told Red Tractor USA, “You know,
Cindy has changed alot. ahem, or at least tried to. She has not always been
'Miss Perfect’. In high school, Mrs. McCain was popular with the boys if you
know what I mean. She threw some really good parties.” As the story goes, Mrs.
McCain appreciated Budweiser back then as well.
While Phoenix seems to be
a large town, everywhere we went we seemed to find stories about Mrs. McCain.
Apparently, after her Starbucks and Haircut, Mrs. McCain also likes to work out
, or at least visit the health club for several hours a day. According to the
fitness instructor at the health club, Mrs. McCain, attired in her tennis
whites, often holds court in the club's lounge with a circle of close friends.
It was unclear if she actually ever played tennis though.
After a long day of
haircuts, health clubs and shopping Mrs. McCain’s day usually ends with dinner
at the diner or one of Phoenix's many other restaurants. If her husband is in
town they are often spotted at a local steak house. The skinny there was that
both McCains are real tight when it comes to tips.
The hottest rumor around
Phoenix regarding Mrs. McCain is that her household staff is well stocked with
young, blond, hard-bodied men. Rumors are plentiful in Phoenix that when the
senator is in Washington, the ranch is rocking.
By David Kruk
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Washington DC,
David Kruk - Wondering what Laura Bush has been up to lately? Intrigued by her complete
absence of any public appearances standing by her man, President George W.Bush,
Red Tractor USA recently set out to find out what the First Lady has been doing.