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	DOT Approves Asshole Lane For Nation's Freeways American drivers nationwide gave a collective cuss of relief when the US Department of Transportation announced its approval for a building project that would add designated asshole lanes to all the nation’s freeways by 2010. Full Story
	Dignified Man Rejects Consolation Prize Many eyebrows were raised last Friday when favored patrician Edward Randolph Cunningham III declined to receive a conciliatory trinket in recognition of his second-place showing at the 19th annual croquet tournament held at the Duchess of Shrewsbury's palace. Full Story
	Nation’s Pathetic Try Hard To Break Stereotypes, Fail WASHINGTON– Over 300,000 pathetic Americans nearly marched on Washington last Friday in an effort to shatter stereotypes that portray them as unable to organize, accomplish, or achieve, but instead didn’t. Full Story
	Overrated Slut Gives Bad Head WORLDWIDE – Jake Crawford, senior at Tulane University of Louisiana, was disappointed to find that the blowjob he received last night from a highly touted slut was well below average. But Jake is not alone. Full Story

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	Art Film Aims To Suck OLYMPIA, Wa. – Young filmmaker Mark Ziweski recently started production of what he hopes will be yet another piece of pretentious schlock that nobody really cares about. Full Story
	Deodorant Commercial Entirely Accurate LOS ANGELES, Ca. – Justin White, 26, was pleased to find that upon waking up and applying copious amounts of Axe deodorant body spray to his hairless upper torso, his day unfolded exactly as depicted in a recent commercial he saw for the product. Full Story
	Study Finds, "Chicks Are Psycho" An all-male research team at Princeton university released the findings of a 30-year study this week. Full Story
	Neighborhood Goes Bad; Tattoo And Massage Parlor Disagree The Admiralty Place neighborhood to the southwest of St. Paul, Minnesota has seen a lot of changes in the last 30 years as industries have changed and the ethnic communities have dissolved. Full Story

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