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Mass
panic ensued among Christians last Sunday when God issued a formal statement
from Heaven saying that His pure and sublime love, on which millions of people
depend, will no longer be provided unconditionally. Full
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Looking for some peace and quiet to catch up on your reading? Try the
bathroom at work. A accountant in Chicago, recently read the entire Wall Street Journal
and the entire NY Times while on the john at work.
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In what
has been dubbed the "green hate" movement, the Klu Klux Klan has unanimously
resolved to burn only the most environmentally friendly crosses in an effort to
make the world a more beautiful place to hate kikes and negros.
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Chicago,
IL.- Humorologists at The University Of Chicago, where fun goes to die, are
currently wrestling with what appears to be an old joke that continues to get
funnier with each and every telling. Full Story
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American drivers nationwide gave a collective cuss of relief when the US
Department of Transportation announced its approval for a building project that
would add designated asshole lanes to all the nation’s freeways by 2010.
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Many eyebrows were raised last Friday when favored patrician Edward Randolph
Cunningham III declined to receive a conciliatory trinket in recognition of his
second-place showing at the 19th annual croquet tournament held at the Duchess
of Shrewsbury's palace. Full Story
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Nation’s Pathetic
Try Hard To Break Stereotypes, Fail
WASHINGTON– Over 300,000 pathetic Americans nearly marched on Washington last
Friday in an effort to shatter stereotypes that portray them as unable to
organize, accomplish, or achieve, but instead didn’t.
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Saying that he became a
slave to his penis when he was prescribed Viagra, Ohio resident John A. Wills
filed suit today in Seabury County court against Pfizer Inc., the makers of the
drug.
