O’Reilly, “I’m not a racist, I am close to many black people.”
New York< NY-
David Kruk – Responding to critics who claim his recent review of famed
Harlem restaurant Sylvia’s was racist, Fox TV host Bill O’Reilly told Red
Tractor USA “I’m not a racist, mother fucker, I am close to many black people.
The recent flap over this is just plain stupid and it is being fueled by the
same radical left wing liberal white people that support that woman Hillary
Clinton and that Barack Obama fellow.”

Mr. O’Reilly’s comments were deemed to be an attempt to offset
public opinion after he stated on his September 19 radio show “couldn’t get over
the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s Restaurant and any other
restaurant in New York City.”
Later O’Reilly told NPR
correspondent Juan Williams that “There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was
screaming, ‘mother fucker, I want more iced tea.’”
For starters, O’Reilly
said that he and his family have grown very close to their black house keeper of
the last fifteen years Mrs. Ella Thompson. “Mrs. Ella, as we call her, has
grown to be a part of our family. The fact that she is African American mostly
goes unnoticed in our house. It’s not like she sits around and swears all day
or cooks soul food for us.” Bill O'Reilly Cont.
Pills force man to think only
about sex, man sues
Stonecastle, Ohio-Bobzaguy
Saying that he became a
slave to his penis when he was prescribed Viagra, Ohio resident John A. Wills
filed suit today in Seabury County court against Pfizer Inc., the makers of the
drug.
“These little blue diamonds are playing havoc with my
thoughts” said Mr. Wills, a creamatory operator. “As I have got older, my wife
is complaining about me and our personal sex things, so I saw my doc and he gave
me this prescription for Viagra 100mg. Well, I have to admit they do work the
way the instruction video says that’s for sure. Wow, is she happy.”
So why the lawsuit? “Well,” continued Wills, “you see it’s
this way. I take a pill about 5 in the morning. The wife likes to start her day
with ... well, you know ... a little fun. Then, about 7 or so, I go to work.
It’s a 25-minute drive on a good day. And I have begun to have these kinda hot,
day-dreaming periods as I am driving. Twice already I have almost hit a tree;
and once I just about ran into a semi full of chickens.”
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