Political Reality TV From Donald Trump
Trump
Tower, New York City, NY The Donald has done it again by trumping the networks
out of yet another reality show. This time it is a totally political show about
running for president and the winner gets to actually be President for a day.
Donald
Trump announced that his new show tentatively titled "Big Bro 45" would be a
cash cow for his production company with ratings going off the charts in all the
big markets.
When
asked what the show will be like, he said, "for that information I will defer to
my daughter Ivanka who has all of the great things to tell you about. Ivanka,
come up here."
The
spotlight followed Ivanka Trump up the steps to the stage and she said "Hi, all.
It's so good that you are here to learn about our new reality show Big Bro 45."
A power
point screen appeared at her left side as she opened an envelope and said,
"ethics, raising cash, lobbyists, caucus rooms – these are the plumbing tools of
politics in America. Gay marriage, abortion, illegal immigration, Terror – these
are the social issues that float about the plumbing. We have a show here that
will merge all these things into one 12-week TV cycle and bring the joys of
politics back to the American people in an easy-to-stomach campaign match.
Please notice that some 'tools' are missing. Notably political advisors and
teleprompters–everything will have to come directly from the politicos
themselves."
She
continued reading, while pointing powerfully at the screen, "Each week, teams of
competitors will be assigned an issue that must be aligned with a plumbing tool
and they will have only that hour to show a victory. Anyone who doesn't
participate will be called into the boardroom and dealt with by my Firing
Father."
"Suppose
the issue is illegal immigration and the tool is ethics. Then the teams will
each have to decide how to solve the issue of illegal immigration ethically. The
fun here comes with the brilliant idea that each team is composed of one
Republican and one Democrat. Get it? and they have only one hour to come to a
mutual decision for their team's answer."
My dad
likes to call this "Dealing the death wish."
Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, John McCain, John Kerry, Al Gore, Mike Hucklebee, Sam Brownback, Ron
Paul, Wisconsin & Tennessee Thompson, that Hunter guy from California, Mitt
Romney and Tom Tancredo all were lined up behind Trump on the speaker's platform
in the lobby of Trump Tower.
Donald
had this to say when asked why the new show..."I feel that with the end of this
2008 election cycle, the American public will suddenly be without any
politicians to chat with each other about. He continued, "there will be no more
debates, no rallies, nothing left to discuss and endlessly rehash at the water
coolers around the nation. I feel this is where my Big Bro 45 will quickly
become the thing that everyone will embrace to fill up their spare time."
He
continued, "Besides, we have some new sponsors who have shown an interest in
this great political mashup. Debolt, MSNBC, The Fox Network and The RNC have all
expressed interest in commercial time for their separate brands. Should be a
good time for one and all. True family entertainment here, folks. Just imagine
the voting opportunities each week. I think I will call AT&T myself tomorrow
about their sponsorship."
By BobzaGuy
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