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Bathroom Time Monitored With New Electronic Hand Dryer

While most employees now are aware that their employers can monitor their phone and email communications, many may not be aware of a new trend being seen in companies across the country. Full Story

Air Phone Big Concern Of Cell Phone Suppliers

The "Air phone look" is a person's left or right arm crooked with the hand touching the ear and lips simultaneously with the thumb and little finger extended, 3 other fingers folded under the palm.  Full Story

Obama's Fundraising Found To Be Cause Of Economic Recession

Top economic analysts have determined that then Senator Barack Obama's massive fundraising efforts were in fact the very cause of the economic recession... Full Story

GOP Declaring Moral Bankruptcy

Long accused of being morally corrupt by most of their critics, the GOP today filed papers in Federal court declaring moral bankruptcy to the nth degree.  Full Story

Horrible Band Refuses To Sell Out

At a poorly attended CD release party at a local dive bar, Ted Lunder, frontman for indie group Sour Mailbox, proudly reaffirmed the band's conviction never to sign a contract... Full Story

Nation Hit By Tons Of Unsold Crap

The proliferation of unsold crap, which economists say began as early as November of 2007, continues to affect retailers nationwide as crap that nobody wants piles up on shelves and warehouse floors ...  Full Story

Superman Obama To Reveal Identity At Inauguration

Superman-Obama, the hero we have all come to know and love, will at long last reveal his secret identity to the adoring masses who elected him 44th President of the United States. Full Story

Man Tells Boss To “Bite me”, Fired.

New York,   Ever wanted to tell your boss to “Bite me”? Well, ask Sam Adams, a recently unemployed new car salesman. Full Story