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	DOT Approves Asshole Lane For Nation's Freeways American drivers nationwide gave a collective cuss of relief when the US Department of Transportation announced its approval for a building project that would add designated asshole lanes to all the nation’s freeways by 2010. Full Story
	Political Reality TV From Donald Trump The Donald has done it again by trumping the networks out of yet another reality show. This time it is a totally political show about running for president and the winner gets to actually be President for a day. Full Story
	Ex-Homeland Security Secretary To Auction Duct Tape Collection Ex-Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge today announced, through the New York auction company Sotheby’s, that on August 1-3, 2008, he will hold a personal auction of collection of duct tape. Full Story
	Dignified Man Rejects Consolation Prize Many eyebrows were raised last Friday when favored patrician Edward Randolph Cunningham III declined to receive a conciliatory trinket in recognition of his second-place showing at the 19th annual croquet tournament held at the Duchess of Shrewsbury's palace. Full Story

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	Cindy McCain: “I Make Reservations For Dinner” Phoenix, AZ. – Reservations are about the only things that Cindy McCain knows how to make for dinner. This revelation and more were recently unearthed by Red Tractor USA after an investigation to learn more... Full Story
	Nation’s Pathetic Try Hard To Break Stereotypes, Fail WASHINGTON– Over 300,000 pathetic Americans nearly marched on Washington last Friday in an effort to shatter stereotypes that portray them as unable to organize, accomplish, or achieve, but instead didn’t. Full Story
	McCain Annou nces "The Bitter Tour 0-08" Pennsylvania countryside, - “We’re going to go to the small towns in Pennsylvania and I’m gonna to tell them I don’t agree with Senator Obama that they cling to their religion and the Constitution because they’re bitter.” Full Story
	Overrated Slut Gives Bad Head WORLDWIDE – Jake Crawford, senior at Tulane University of Louisiana, was disappointed to find that the blowjob he received last night from a highly touted slut was well below average. But Jake is not alone. Full Story
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Past News Satire Headlines

American Family Flees To Mexico
Chicks Are Psycho
Glenn Beck Guns on Campus
Marijuana Bongs Recalled
Neighborhood Gone Bad
Pope Benedict's Secret
Study: Trailer Trash Live In Trailer Parks
Unemployment Union Local 641 Goes on Strike
Viagra Lawsuit
Wal-Mart To Offer Sex Toys

Past Political Satire

Bill O'Reilly "I'm not a racist"
Bush Economic Policy
Bush Education Program
Bush Imigration Boders
Bush Torture Zcar
Carrot And Stick
Dick Cheney Naval Observatory
Duct Tape Auction
George Bush Boxing
Global Warming
Google NSA Join Forces
John McCain Running Mate
Laura Bush Smoking and Drinking
McCain Base Jumping
Mike Huckabee Meets Pat Robertson
Waterboarding added to 2008 Olympics

Red Tractor USA Columnist

3AM Call To The White House
Brown Nosing
Brown Nosing
Corporate Dress Code
Excuses For Being Late To Work
Excuses for being late to work - Autumn
Looking Busy at Work
Looking Important at Work
Office Holiday Party Behavior

Business Satire

Bathroom Time Monitored
Bekins Movers
Chinese Chopsticks Recall
Depressing Office
Fast Walking Employee
Greyhound Deterring Passengers and Terrorists
Holiday Party At Wendy's
Home Depot Humor
Homeless Cell Phones
Mattel Barbie Resigns
McDonald's Drive Through Outsourced
Problem Solving Flow Chart
Voice Mail Greeting
Wal-Mart Layoffs
Yellow Posted Notes

Local News Satire

Art Film Sucks
Arts and Craft Fair
Bike On Bus
City Sticker Controversy
College Graduate Unemployment
Corrupt Mayor Chicago
Deodorant Commercial
Drink To Much?
Foie Gras Chicago
Fun Banned At Beach
Oil Change Parking Lot
Salesman Gouges Church
Short Guy With Big Package
Special Report: Things Not to do Drunk

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Red Tractor USA is a news satire and political satire web publication. All news articles contained within are fiction, fake news, news satire, humor, political satire or general humor and satire news. All names used are fictional except those belonging to celebrities and politicians. Any resemblance to the truth is a pure coincidence in cases of news satire except for all references to George W. Bush, the Bush administration, Dick Cheney, and the White House. Red Tractor USA is intended for a mature audience. If our site is offensive in any way, please watch Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reilly if you are more comfortable with lies, distortions and half truths. If you have a sense of humor and enjoy news satire and political satire, please enjoy.

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